Russ Quotes

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thought it was Colonel's mustard like Cluedo

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Fucking oath, Colonel.

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No wonder old people are grumpy eating stuff like this

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did these and predicted the Queen's death

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we're entering a new era of bogan fusion food

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My car smells like someone has fucking like a baby as shit

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Where's the fucking canned tong beef and black bean?

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That's what cheap chocolate costs now

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I love having the skin sucked off

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I heard you couldn't escape if you wanted to.

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hibiscus is a flower, and I think I know why Homer was eating them

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Let's fucking go

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Betty's Burgers. This would cost you $25 and diarrhoea.

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well, I used to eat Play-Doh

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Fuck Dubai. Style. That's racist.

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give them like a participation award

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It is long and thin. Much like you.

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for nine bucks end to end it would be three point six foot

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You know you went too deep when the eyes start watering

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Let's take its pants off

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That's a two sauce

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I fucking hope they make this into a hard one.

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They even had one called Dog Breath Garlic

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That's to start any shit car. This is to start any shit body.

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Fucking circumcised Skittles

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home brand shit usually feels povo

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That's what happens when you peel it

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always double butter

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take my advice with a grain of salt on that one

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fake things can be good too. Think of tits.

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my Bond does have a slight bend

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A little bit of Johnny Cash gonna happen tomorrow

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Milo and ice cream is the national dessert of this fucking country

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Summer edition. It's fucking winter.

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gotta pucker up before you get the shocker

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could even revive me from a fat lamb hangover

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It's like a large potion from Fortnite

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They're already fingering us and now you can do it for real

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You can get ten fingers up you with this

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pull your finger out of your ass or put a finger in

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it's the same size as my tongue

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Sorry, Henna.

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Fuck the open mind.

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This could be the worst comeback in fucking history

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I got this naughty bastard today

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No one's going to want the fucking organs in this body when I'm gone.

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I'm going to go lay down.

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your mate's dad worked in the mines if they whipped this out

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a nice, fibrous, solid log

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like sucking on the fingers of someone eating pistachios

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last time I had 18 standard drinks I experimented with my best mate

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the strongest can of piss in Australian history

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It's fucking gonna kill someone, but hopefully not me.

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I won't because I don't want to lose my family, but I could.

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Sometimes we're blinded by nostalgia

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Yours has been working out too

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It's a Hank Gill ass

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It's not the outside, it's what's on the inside that matters