Russ Quotes

“

heaps of the Choc Pickies laying around because they ordered way too many

“

eating a Zupa Duper before rating just for research purposes

“

the manager made it... He's an absolute grown adult

“

Fuck me dead

“

Have to eat your yogo mix with your fucking fingers

“

Yum, yum, let's go

“

I know you can't headbutt teenagers

“

that's given me PTSD

“

nearly go straight to the chemist for a morning after pill

“

I'm not going to make the same joke twice, although we are thinking it

“

I don't even know what a solid shit feels like anymore but I'm doing this for you

“

Lemon or Lime, but they're very expensive, so I'll just be adding this small umbrella

“

There goes the umbrella.

“

these are going to end up in fucking landfill and end up hurting the reef more

“

Nothing but mang.

“

I'm not even going to bother trying to fucking pronounce it

“

I'm sorry that I fucked up on that one

“

I've struggled to chew through some beef curtains before

“

I still have it in the fucking freezer

“

Homer was right

“

lint balls

“

that's three Lynx Africa kits you could be having

“

I know you think I'm going to make a cum joke. I've grown up, okay?

“

if I just dug through the hedges, I'm sure I could find a needle

“

if your kids are watching Squid Game, they're probably going to turn out pretty fucked up

“

if this looks familiar, please get a colonoscopy

“

doing the review via the drone so I can justify the purchase to the taxman

“

I can feel it gurgling the guts

“

just like the movie Sausage Party, boring up front, pretty good at the end

“

They've decided not to nut in this one

“

the only thing that's going to liquefy your insides more are some artificial sweeteners

“

if you're fit and love to shit, this is the one for you

“

what I imagine a fucking pirate would drink for breakfast

“

Festive Piss season

“

the hunt for festive piss

“

I wanted an excuse to write off a $70 bottle of rum

“

Milky Bar Kid was based on Kevin Rudd as a child

“

I'm a little fucking bitch for a lava cake

“

let's fucking go

“

usually they were warm, banging around all dinted in your bag

“

That'd give me the courage to finally clear the box

“

If you have a couple of these, you're gonna think slap sparring with your cousin's a good idea

“

sorry, Sam. I know your Secret Santa'd me that fucking bottle of rum

“

I'm a fucking genius

“

32%, so that'll put some fucking hairs on your chest

“

That's a nine out of fucking 10

“

I want to order the Grimace Shake for my little boy. He's just a little bit scared

“

full piss head territory

“

stop decomposing on the lounge, drink some water

“

I know what you're thinking, I only look about 18