Russ Quotes

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It looked like the cast of Avatar in the bowl

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The golden premiership spoon

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Not a croissant guy, but this is actually nice.

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Last time I seen this, it cost me $600 at family planning

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you get heaps of red jelly, like almost red frogs

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there is so much food coloring in that

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munched the back end out of Papa Smurf

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I usually get my South End creamed

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Look, I've got Sandons juices all over me.

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Honestly, fucking phenomenal. For 7%.

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That's fucking awesome, I will buy that again.

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This is going to be CPR in a bottle.

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If you prefer the dare flavor, you'll love that.

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Every tradie in Newcastle is going to need this fucker come Tuesday

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I thought someone was putting the bins out and I realized it was me

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There's some fucking weird shit, purple Doritos

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It's only not getting a 10 because it is just a mango sorbet, but it's like a perfect mango sorbet.

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It tastes cheap.

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It's that experience with that like real twang of the freeze dried raspberry, but strawberry flavor.

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Like the tart vanilla yochi with the passion fruit on the other side.

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I love hot mums, but I don't love this.

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the blueberry is like a real punnet mushed down and frozen.

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it tastes like a sour strap, but in cube form.

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the sour stuff on the outside, just giving grit rather than enough twang

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I think that's a flavor we've already had. Colored purple.

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It's a large Yakult, which I like Yakult, but I wasn't expecting

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like a mango yoghurt smoothie, like very heavy on the yoghurt flavour though

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the passion fruit's overtaking the mango, which I know it sounds good, but I'd prefer...

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it's like the old Macca's wild berry smoothie with a little extra yoghurt

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they're all very heavy on the yoghurt, like I do prefer these protein shakes

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nothing but sweetener, no flavour, and then almost like a VB yeast aftertaste

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let's have another VB

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you get this melted frosty fruit up front, and then you get this VB again

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Ooh, I really fuck with that, that's a nine out of ten

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it's like someone's dropped a mango lolly in some water with a bit of sugar

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I wanted it to be like sucking on a mango seed

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I'm thinking it's blueberry with this creaming soda fizzle

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Hair, is it a pube? No, it's a cat hair.

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I just don't see myself going to buy an orange Coke.

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And the zero obviously has the exact same flavor profile.

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They are different, but by a bee's dick.

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Vanilla Coke's a vanilla Coke. Probably the second best drink on earth.

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I actually really fuck with this zero sugar ice cream float.

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It is nice, like it's really fucking good... it's kind of boring, to be honest.

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everything's fucking lemon, orange, lemon, fucking, orange

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The taste is bang on cookies and cream. Fucking absolutely gorgeous.

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The bluey ice cream, so I think mine's got parvo.

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Dead set. A Sara Lee lemon cheesecake flake, exactly like that.

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A 10 at the start, but a 2. Just a boring ice cream at the end.

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There's not caramel in an Anzac biscuit... That is a 0 out of 10. That is disrespectful.

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should have just saved $2.50 to buy a packet

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It's like a Macca's strawberry sundae on fucking steroids.

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it's a fucking absolutely gorgeous Choccy, and I'll die on that heel

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I know I'm a little pissed because the Knights won

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emptying out the yogurt pouch to fill with Voddy

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Nine out of 10, like a fucking mad cocktail, and it went down pretty well for 8%.

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It's like a Zero Sugar Cordial, like a bit of that Diet Right aftertaste

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It's way sweeter than a seltzer, but not as sweet as a hard-rated.