Russ Quotes

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If this doesn't say cardiac arrest on the lounge at 40, I don't know what does

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I don't know if this makes me proud or sad as a human race

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I inhaled a piece of onion... I nearly died

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like when your mate's mum made a way shit bolognese

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In Newcastle, we call it a gina

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look at that little skid mark of gravy

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more Choc Banana, please

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Nutella is my second favourite spread. First place, your mum's ass cheeks.

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basically hard porridge, a little bit healthy, maybe

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the milk has you not trusting a fart for a fucking month

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it says size matters. Hmm, arguably it doesn't, I've been told

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the only thing better than eating a mandarin is eating a mandarin out

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I've cut myself many a times on a Nesquik and Milo tin

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because I've still got skin in my mouth

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Fuck you, Selena. I don't even know what you do.

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Gatorade replaces electrolytes for when you have diarrhoea

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this ice cream will give me diarrhoea

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Blue V, which isn't blue

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I'm gonna block you. And your whole family.

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We went to Macca's to get cheap shit filthy

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This is some real caged chicken

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Chongi's in strife

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What is a boneless chicken wing? Harry Potter's arm after Gilderoy Lockhart

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Sometimes you want to taste the piss

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Fuck me in the ass

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If you're sick and you want to get drunk, I think this could work

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Is this some sort of snack Mandela effect

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only had to compete with a Vegemite sandwich and a fucking soggy mandarin

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just like your mum last night, two shots of glaze right up the guts

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If you bite this first, you're a fucking psychopath

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apparently the extra D is just delicious

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mushrooms taking you to the fourth dimension, still not there with gummies

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You can keep that in Queensland

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can't have that for breakfast unless you're a fucking alcoholic loser

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like a little bit of hard shit that's on the sock under the bed

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You may as well just eat a real piece of fruit

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that is a naughty little fucking bastard

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fuck the imperial system, I'm doing the kilogrammer

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I'm a fucking snack man

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that's a long bastard

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It fucks carpet around the country, it's cruel.

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the flake to give to the kids of people that we hate

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so fucking excited for these because of Homer Simpson's addiction

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milk tastes better out of a carton. That's a fact

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Yes, I do want to sign up to Pilates at 6 a.m.

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Monster brought this out a week early just to be a fuckwit

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who is the life of the Lemon Party

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bargain piss

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very good fucking timing bringing this out just after Valk becomes champ again

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I'm eating Teflon with every fucking meal

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I always raw dog it no tongs the flip and burn me fingers

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makes me want to shit my whole fucking body out

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like when Rage Against The Machine and Soundgarden members formed Audioslave

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just a block to get rid of them

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the person that just does missionary their whole fucking life

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they are called chicken ribs, I don't know why I bit straight into the bastard

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Recycle every three months

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whoever come up with this idea was the most stoned motherfucker of all time