Russ Quotes

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what other package can we put fucking barbecue in?

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I'd be getting under the doona with one of these ones

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reminds me of Inside Out the movie

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if you've got a Speckled Snake, go to the fuckin' doctor

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Surely artificial colours aren't that bad. I've turned out all right.

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I have to do the full for science

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I might be converted

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sometimes that doesn't even save a fucking Macca's coffee

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they weren't ribs from a Texan smokehouse... but they weren't human meat

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if you had one of these at school, you were way cool

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no one's having analogue darts anymore, onto digital durries

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now you can bash your family with a tropical twist

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that donut there must just be a warning

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if you buy this, you're a fucking idiot

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I've never had it straight. I've had it gay.

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I'm just going to lock in Poseidon.

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I'm convinced that blue one might have actually been shit and piss.

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I reckon a Queenslander made this pack, and he's doing this to fuck with us

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Fuck you, Wendy's Raymond Terrace, for making us do this

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It kind of looks like Agro's been on the gear for a few years

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32 cubed would be 32,000 milligrams of caffeine

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fuck me dead

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little can of toxic waste straight from Chernobyl

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I don't want peen cream

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what a Sunday

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about to mash this Robinson Park public toilet

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This is a knife and fork-er

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Slurped by Banjo himself

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I don't know where they fuckin' left that

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70 bucks a bottle, so maybe just take me word on it

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the cunt's two bucks. He cannot fucking complain

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If you don't like either of them, you'll fucking absolutely hate it.

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doesn't have that aftertaste... like Day 3 Splendor Fanny

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The first brand to sell us air

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Classic Kaz works once again

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If you gave this to a kid, the kid would blow up

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if this looks familiar, get on the Metamucil

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giving me PTSD to the day after too many blueberry cruisers

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moister than your mum after a bottle of fucking chardonnay

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that's not dunked, that's called dipping the fucking toes in

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Maybe White Monster? I don't fucking know but I like it.

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There's your fucking sugar-free Watermelon Twang

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The pain I put my body in toilet through just for accurate reviews

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make her rip her fucking undies off for your granddad one last time

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It's all about that baste.

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7 out of 10. 4 out of 20.

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nine out of ten if you're a little bit blind which I'm definitely not right now

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They could have even just called it the chum bucket

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If it wasn't for this, we wouldn't have this

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I just ate the head

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someone's got all the dust off Cheetos and dissolved it through water

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I called it pho for like 10 years

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Jack Johnson wrote about this exact item

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Schmuck and a pancake

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banh mi means wheat bread... I'm a fucking idiot

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I've been hit with an urgent code brown

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pav latte

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yes, that's a glass of fuckin' milk