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9.5
Smirnoff · Alcohol
Epic
out of 10 · 1 review · last reviewed 25 July 2025
that is so fucking good that is summer in a can
25 July 2025 · Smirnoff Crush Passionfruit Guava Review
Fifth flavour in the full-sugar Smirnoff Vodka Crush range, 2.1 standard drinks, sometimes around $24 a pack. Russ hoped it would taste like Passiona mixed with a guava Cruiser and found it like a guava Cruiser with real passionfruit in it, rating it 9.5/10 (matching the on-screen graphic).
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“Nine out of 10, like a fucking mad cocktail, and it went down pretty well for 8%.”
8.5
Smirnoff · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review0:00
Top ratedAlcohol
“That is fucking mad. The mango is better, this is still an 8.5.”
8Smirnoff
1 review1:16
Top ratedAlcohol
“It's like a Zero Sugar Cordial, like a bit of that Diet Right aftertaste”
8.5
Smirnoff · BWS, Dan Murphy's, Liquorland
1 review0:00
Top ratedPre-mixed drinks
“one of the best fucking zeros I've had in a long time”
8
Smirnoff · BWS, Dan Murphy's
1 review2:40
Top ratedAlcohol
“It tastes like those heart lollies and then a pretty one-dimensional aftertaste”
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